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        <title>NOT what i want for christmas</title>   
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        <p>I was going through today&#39;s papers when I came upon this:</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    

    
    
    
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        <p>First snow of the season today.&#160; Looks like I&#39;m going to need my boots tomorrow because it&#39;s not stopping.&#160; It makes everything look like Christmas, though, and when the wind blows I feel like I&#39;m living in a snow globe.</p><p>And because of that, here&#39;s a couple of different versions of Let It Snow.&#160; Have fun!</p>
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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It&#39;s been ages since I finished a book in under two days, so finis
hing Jonathan Carroll&#39;s <em>The Marriage of Sticks</em> was a treat.&#160; And as usual, after finishing a good book, I gave myself an extended stretch, like I would do in the mornings when I wake up from a good night&#39;s sleep.</p><p>I don&#39;t even know how to describe the story, other than it starts out like there&#39;s nothing extraordinary going on, and somewhere in the middle things start going weird until you get to the end where everything&#39;s totally bizarre.&#160; That&#39;s what I love about Jonathan Carroll, you never really know where you&#39;re going to end up, and you always end up somewhere fantastic but oddly familiar.&#160; (Props to my friend Ces who initiated me into the cult, and huge apologies for my having lost her copy of <em>Sleeping in Flame</em> during the move.)</p><p>Finding this poem in the book was sweet, too.</p><blockquote><p>If I get to love you, please leave without knocking,<br />but think it over well:<br />my straw mattress will be yours, the dusty straw,<br />the rustling sighs.</p><p>Into the pitcher fresh water I&#39;ll pour,<br />your shoes, before you leave, I&#39;ll wipe clean,<br />no one will disturb us here,<br />hunched over, you could mend our clothes in peace.</p><p>If the silence is great, I will talk to you,<br />If you are tired, take my only chair,<br />If it&#39;s warm here, loosen your collar, take off your tie,<br />if you are hungry, there&#39;s a clean sheet of paper<br />as your plate if there&#39;s food,<br />but leave some for me—I, too, am forever hungry.</p><p>If I get to love you, enter without knocking,<br />but think it over well:<br />it would hurt if you stayed away for too long.<br /></p></blockquote><p>All in all, a very satisfying read and totally recommended.<br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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<blockquote><p><strong>Instructions</strong><br /><strong>by Neil Gaiman</strong><br /><strong> </strong><br />Touch the wooden gate in the wall you never <br />saw before.<br />Say &quot;please&quot; before you open the latch,<br />go through,<br />walk down the path.<br />A red metal imp hangs from the green-painted<br />front door,<br />as a knocker,<br />do not touch it; it will bite your fingers.<br />Walk through the house. Take nothing. Eat<br />nothing.<br />However, if any creature tells you that it hungers,<br />feed it.<br />If it tells you that it is dirty,<br />clean it.<br />If it cries to you that it hurts,<br />if you can,<br />ease its pain.</p><p>From the back garden you will be able to see the<br />wild wood.<br />The deep well you walk past leads to Winter&#39;s<br />realm;<br />there is another land at the bottom of it.<br />If you turn around here,<br />you can walk back, safely;<br />you will lose no face. I will think no less of you.</p><p>Once through the garden you will be in the<br />wood.<br />The trees are old. Eyes peer from the under-<br />growth.<br />Beneath a twisted oak sits an old woman. She<br />may ask for something;<br />give it to her. She<br />will point the way to the castle.<br />Inside it are three princesses.<br />Do not trust the youngest. Walk on.<br />In the clearing beyond the castle the twelve<br />months sit about a fire,<br />warming their feet, exchanging tales.<br />They may do favors for you, if you are polite.<br />You may pick strawberries in December&#39;s frost.<br />Trust the wolves, but do not tell them where<br />you are going.<br />The river can be crossed by the ferry. The ferry-<br />man will take you.<br />(The answer to his question is this:<br />If he hands the oar to his passenger, he will be free to<br />leave the boat.<br />Only tell him this from a safe distance.)</p><p>If an eagle gives you a feather, keep it safe.<br />Remember: that giants sleep too soundly; that<br />witches are often betrayed by their appetites;<br />dragons have one soft spot, somewhere, always;<br />hearts can be well-hidden,<br />and you betray them with your tongue.</p><p>Do not be jealous of your sister.<br />Know that diamonds and roses<br />are as uncomfortable when they tumble from<br />one&#39;s lips as toads and frogs:<br />colder, too, and sharper, and they cut.</p><p>Remember your name.<br />Do not lose hope — what you seek will be found.<br />Trust ghosts. Trust those that you have helped<br />to help you in their turn.<br />Trust dreams.<br />Trust your heart, and trust your story.<br />When you come back, return the way you came.<br />Favors will be returned, debts will be repaid.<br />Do not forget your manners.<br />Do not look back.<br />Ride the wise eagle (you shall not fall).<br />Ride the silver fish (you will not drown).<br />Ride the grey wolf (hold tightly to his fur).</p><p>There is a worm at the heart of the tower; that is<br />why it will not stand.</p><p>When you reach the little house, the place your<br />journey started,<br />you will recognize it, although it will seem<br />much smaller than you remember.<br />Walk up the path, and through the garden gate<br />you never saw before but once.<br />And then go home. Or make a home.<br />And rest.</p></blockquote> <div>Thank you, Ces. <br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;">    
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 <div>God knows how many times I&#39;ve asked myself questions #2 (&quot;When was the last time this screen was cleaned?&quot;) and #4 (&quot;What&#39;s this roll of toilet paper doing here?&quot;) after sitting down in front of someone else&#39;s computer, and how many times question #3 (&quot;How do you type @ with this keyboard?&quot;) has made me cry out of sheer frustration because—probably contrary to popular belief—not all keyboards are created equal.<br /></div>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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